Google have hired Chuck Norris

Dagur · Póstur af **Dagur** » Lau 01. Apr 2006 11:58

Google have hired Chuck Norris because...

1. Chuck Norris can dereference Null pointers
2. When Chuck Norris issues an invalid command the computer does it anyway
3. Chuck Norris can address an infinite amount of memory, twice!
4. Chuck Norris will never run out of Handles
5. Chuck Norris can sort a list in O(1)
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to be Authenticated, he just does what he wants.
7. Chuck Norris’s ZX Spectrum runs at 1000GHz
8. Chuck Norris can’t be cached
9. If Chuck Norris looks at Spam, the spammer dies!
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Load-Balancer, he can handle anything.

Veit Ekki · Póstur af **Veit Ekki** » Lau 01. Apr 2006 12:42

Snilld þetta með Chuck Norris. :lol:

"Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch he decides what time it is."

Póstur af **zedro** » Lau 01. Apr 2006 14:04

"Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris"

tms · Póstur af **tms** » Lau 01. Apr 2006 14:20

"There is no evolution, only animals Chuck Norris allowes to live"

gnarr · Póstur af **gnarr** » Lau 01. Apr 2006 15:17

"Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits."

Fumbler · Póstur af **Fumbler** » Lau 01. Apr 2006 16:10

Hér er kallinn sjálfur að lesa Topp 10 lista um sjálfan sig í sjónvarpsþætti.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc&eurl

Birkir · Póstur af **Birkir** » Lau 01. Apr 2006 18:21

„Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.“

zverg · Póstur af **zverg** » Sun 02. Apr 2006 18:31

snild

Rusty · Póstur af **Rusty** » Mán 03. Apr 2006 16:09

"When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down."

Stebbi_Johannsson · Póstur af **Stebbi_Johannsson** » Mán 03. Apr 2006 20:21

Rusty skrifaði:"When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down."

haha... ég glotti við tönn yfir þessari línu...