A Boyfriend texts his Girlfriend saying “Hey babe you wanna come over and have $ex?”
Girlfriend texts back “Duh!”
So the girl goes over her Boyfriends house, and right before they get into it, he sets the boundaries. “Ok, so my little brother is home, and I have bunk beds. He’s on the bottom bunk. If you want it harder, you say tomato. If you want it faster, you say lettuce, and if you want to moan you say any other ingredients that would be on a sandwich.”
So they’re up on the top bunk having $ex, and she’s yelling “Tomato! Tomato! Lettuce! Lettuce! Cheese! Cheese!”
Well the little brother is still on the bottom bunk and yells “Hey can you guys knock it off, your getting Mayonnaise all over me!!!”
Re: You Laugh...You Lose!
Sent: Þri 18. Jún 2013 23:07
af beatmaster
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af rapport
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Sent: Sun 23. Jún 2013 21:54
af oskar9
Alltof gott !!1
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Sent: Mán 24. Jún 2013 23:13
af GuðjónR
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Sent: Mán 24. Jún 2013 23:45
af GönguHrólfur
GuðjónR skrifaði:
Fyndið hversu alvarleg dýrin eru í framan, þau átta sig ekkert á kringumstæðunum
Re: You Laugh...You Lose!
Sent: Mið 26. Jún 2013 15:39
af GönguHrólfur
Bjó þetta til sjálfur fyrir nokkrum mánuðum
Re: You Laugh...You Lose!
Sent: Lau 29. Jún 2013 21:57
af AciD_RaiN
Justin Bieber saved my life . A year ago , I had a motorcycle accident and i was in a coma ...
A nurse was inspired to turn on the radio. Bieber song was on the radio...
I got up from the bed and turned the radio off!